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STONE GROOVE RECORDS - SGD240B
©2022 Proctor Pimento
℗2022 Stone Groove Records
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Why did she do me so wrong?
They said we were the perfect pair
Me with my overall olive enhancements
And she by her just being there
Why, Olive, why?
Why, Olive, why?
I met her in Peloponnese
At the world famous Olive Bazaar
Our eyes met while sampling cheese
So we spent the day counting our stars
Why, Olive, why?
Why, Olive, why?
All of our love was for olives
She by her birth, I by trade
I gently touched her in the small of her back
Then we frolicked unclothed in the glade
Days became weeks for our burgeoning tryst
But soon things began to feel strange
I kept seeing her talking to some sailor man
That’s when everything started to change
Why, Olive, why?
Why, Olive, why?
Confronting my love on her worrisome acts
She cried, “He’s the love of my life!”
I recoiled in shock from her brutal retort
And said, “I’d hoped you’d be my wife!”
Why, Olive, why?
Why, Olive, why?
It’s many years now since she ruined my heart
So I’ve poured my love into my work
Now I only love olives, but it’s all because Olive
Dumped me for that damn sailor jerk!
Why, Olive, why?
Why, Olive, why?
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