I don’t have to tell you that olives are the way
But I spread the message everywhere and every day
I’ve already shared my favorite olive-based snacks
But there’s so much more to know, once you’ve breached the crack
Colo-mental health is no laughing matter
If your head is up your ass, you’ll be mad as a hatter
My remedy is simple, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT, COUSIN
Grab a fistful of olives, stuff ‘em in where they wasn’t!
A fistful of olives - to clutch in your hand!
A fistful of olives - doesn’t matter what brand!
A fistful of olives - is good for what ails you!
A fistful of olives - never will fail you!
(The following is a testimonial from another satisfied customer…)
Hi…I’m Dom and my buddy is named Sam
He meets me at the door daily fully wrapped in Saran
With a double martini and a fistful of olives
We spent the evening stuffing, using lots of Palmolive
I used to be this cantankerous guy
But once I pulled my head out, I understood why
A fistful of olives, as the Proctor recommended
Now my colo-mental health is fully hundpercent mended!
A fistful of olives - to clutch in your hand!
A fistful of olives - doesn’t matter what brand!
A fistful of olives - is good for what ails you!
A fistful of olives - never will fail you!
So listen to the Proctor and do what I say
Up your olive intake and uptake every day
Colo-mental health is the only way to fly
Grab a bunch of olives, raise your fist to the sky!
A fistful of olives - to clutch in your hand!
A fistful of olives - doesn’t matter what brand!
A fistful of olives - is good for what ails you!
A fistful of olives - never will fail you!
